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				<h1 id="header-content-top" class='responsive-hide'>Vtipy - Chuck Norris</h1>

				<div class="blind"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/">Najnovšie</a><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/r/videnia/">Najviac videní</a><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/r/hodnotenie/">Najlepšie hodnotenie</a><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/r/komentare/">Najviac komentárov</a></div><div id="filterholder"><select id="orderselect" style="left:-300px">
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				<noscript>Váš prehliadač nepodporuje JavaScript, alebo ho má vypnutý. Niektoré funkcie preto nie sú dostupné, alebo nemusia fungovať správne.</noscript><!-- START OF CACHED DATA [KEY=FEATURED-137JOKE] --><div id="featured-desc">Chuck Norris, jeden z najznámejších ľudí na svete, podobne ako aj jeho vtipy. Zistite čo všetko Chuck Norris dokáže! Najviac najlepších <b>vtipov  o Chuckovi Norrisovi</b> nájdete len na <a href="http://www.vychytane.sk" title="Zábava na každý deň">vychytane.sk</a></div><!-- END OF CACHED DATA [KEY=FEATURED-137JOKE LAST_UPDATE=08.Mar.2021 00.46 VALID_UNTIL=11.Mar.2021 00.46] --><h2 class="listTitle">Najnovšie príspevky</h2><div class="item">
    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13233/voldemort.html" title="Voldemort" >Voldemort</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13233/voldemort.html" title="Voldemort" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Voldemort" /></a></div>    <p>Chuck Norris zlomil Voldemortovi nos.</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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            <span id="container-joke13233"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(13233,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13233,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13233,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13233-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(13233,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13233,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13233,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13233-2"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(13233,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13233,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13233,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13233-3"/><img src="site_img/star-black.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(13233,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13233,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13233,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13233-4"/></span>        </div>
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    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13203/chuck-norris-v-krcme.html" title="Chuck Norris v krčme" >Chuck Norris v krčme</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13203/chuck-norris-v-krcme.html" title="Chuck Norris v krčme" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Chuck Norris v krčme" /></a></div>    <p>Chuck norris išiel do krčmy a pri bicykli si nechal papierik,"neodporúčam kradnúť CHUCK NORRIS." <br />O hodinu vyšiel z krčmy a uvidel lístok "neoporúčam naháňať PETER SAGAN."</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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            <span id="container-joke13203"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(13203,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13203,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13203,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13203-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(13203,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13203,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13203,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13203-2"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(13203,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13203,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13203,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13203-3"/><img src="site_img/star-black.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(13203,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13203,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13203,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13203-4"/></span>        </div>
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    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13096/neil-amstrong.html" title="Neil Amstrong" >Neil Amstrong</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13096/neil-amstrong.html" title="Neil Amstrong" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Neil Amstrong" /></a></div>    <p>Hovorí sa že Neil Amstrong je prvý človek ktorý bol na mesiaci.<br />Ale Chuck Norris tam bol aj tak skôr.​</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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            <span id="container-joke13096"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(13096,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13096,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13096,\'joke\',2)',150)" id="joke13096-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(13096,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13096,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13096,\'joke\',2)',150)" id="joke13096-2"/><img src="site_img/star-black.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(13096,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13096,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13096,\'joke\',2)',150)" id="joke13096-3"/><img src="site_img/star-black.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(13096,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13096,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13096,\'joke\',2)',150)" id="joke13096-4"/></span>        </div>
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    <div class="fb" id="fbbtnjoke13096"><span class="inactiveFb" onmouseover="document.getElementById('fbbtnjoke13096').innerHTML=fbbtnjoke13096;"></span><script type="text/javascript">var fbbtnjoke13096='<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/widgets/like.php?locale=sk_SK&send=false&amp;href=https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13096/neil-amstrong.html" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;border:none; width:450px; height:25px;margin-top:0px"></iframe>';</script></div>
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    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13089/boj.html" title="Boj" >Boj</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13089/boj.html" title="Boj" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Boj" /></a></div>    <p> Chuck Norris raz bojoval sám so sebou a vyhral.</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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            <span id="container-joke13089"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(13089,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13089,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13089,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13089-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(13089,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13089,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13089,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13089-2"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(13089,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13089,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13089,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13089-3"/><img src="site_img/star-black.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(13089,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13089,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13089,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13089-4"/></span>        </div>
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			<tr><td><div class="featured"><b><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/6240/neuveritelne-stastie.html" title="Neuveriteľné šťastie" >Neuveriteľné šťastie</a></b><div class="text">Chlapík vo vlaku sa pýta sprievodcu, kedy ten vlak zastaví Koniarovciach.<br />- Pane, to...<br /></div><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/6240/neuveritelne-stastie.html" title="Neuveriteľné šťastie" >Viac »</a></div></td><td><div class="featured"><b><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/11066/sherlock-holmes-a-dr--watson-na-stanovacke.html" title="Sherlock Holmes a Dr. Watson na stanovačke" >Sherlock Holmes a Dr. Watson na stanovačke</a></b><div class="text">Sherlock Holmes a Dr. Watson sa vybrali stanovať. Na mieste rozložili stan a ľahli si späť...<br /></div><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/11066/sherlock-holmes-a-dr--watson-na-stanovacke.html" title="Sherlock Holmes a Dr. Watson na stanovačke" >Viac »</a></div></td><td><div class="featured"><b><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/9611/co-by-ste-v-jadrovej-elektrarni-pocut-nechceli.html" title="Čo by ste v jadrovej elektrárni počuť nechceli" >Čo by ste v jadrovej elektrárni počuť nechceli</a></b><div class="text">· Vraveli otvoriť ventil A a zavrieť ventil B, alebo to bolo opačne? <br />· Je táto súči...<br /></div><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/9611/co-by-ste-v-jadrovej-elektrarni-pocut-nechceli.html" title="Čo by ste v jadrovej elektrárni počuť nechceli" >Viac »</a></div></td></tr><tr><td></td><td></td><td></td></tr></table><a class="black-button featured-category" href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/226/haluze/">Haluze <img src="simg_new/ikonka-zobacik.png" alt=""/></a><div class="item"></div><div class="item">
    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13088/beh.html" title="Beh" >Beh</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13088/beh.html" title="Beh" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Beh" /></a></div>    <p>Chuck Norris beží tak rýchlo, ze sa vidí zo zadu.</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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            <span id="container-joke13088"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(13088,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13088,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13088,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13088-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(13088,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13088,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13088,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13088-2"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(13088,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13088,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13088,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13088-3"/><img src="site_img/star-black.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(13088,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13088,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13088,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13088-4"/></span>        </div>
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    <div class="fb" id="fbbtnjoke13088"><span class="inactiveFb" onmouseover="document.getElementById('fbbtnjoke13088').innerHTML=fbbtnjoke13088;"></span><script type="text/javascript">var fbbtnjoke13088='<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/widgets/like.php?locale=sk_SK&send=false&amp;href=https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13088/beh.html" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;border:none; width:450px; height:25px;margin-top:0px"></iframe>';</script></div>
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    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13087/tv.html" title="TV" >TV</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13087/tv.html" title="TV" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="TV" /></a></div>    <p>Chuck Norris nepozerá TV, to TV pozerá Chucka Norrisa.</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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            <span id="container-joke13087"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(13087,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13087,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13087,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13087-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(13087,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13087,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13087,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13087-2"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(13087,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13087,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13087,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13087-3"/><img src="site_img/star-black.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(13087,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(13087,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(13087,\'joke\',3)',150)" id="joke13087-4"/></span>        </div>
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    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13084/sach.html" title="Šach" >Šach</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13084/sach.html" title="Šach" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Šach" /></a></div>    <p>Chuck Norris dokázal dať v šachu gól iba s jedným esom.</p>
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    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13065/ocean.html" title="Oceán" >Oceán</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13065/ocean.html" title="Oceán" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Oceán" /></a></div>    <p>Chuck Noriss vie preplávať kraulom oceán s jediným nádychom a založenými rukami.</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/13054/horor.html" title="Horor" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Horor" /></a></div>    <p>V pekle majú jeden horor a volá sa; Diabla posadol Chuck Norris.</p>
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