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				<noscript>Váš prehliadač nepodporuje JavaScript, alebo ho má vypnutý. Niektoré funkcie preto nie sú dostupné, alebo nemusia fungovať správne.</noscript><!-- START OF CACHED DATA [KEY=FEATURED-137JOKE] --><div id="featured-desc">Chuck Norris, jeden z najznámejších ľudí na svete, podobne ako aj jeho vtipy. Zistite čo všetko Chuck Norris dokáže! Najviac najlepších <b>vtipov  o Chuckovi Norrisovi</b> nájdete len na <a href="http://www.vychytane.sk" title="Zábava na každý deň">vychytane.sk</a></div><!-- END OF CACHED DATA [KEY=FEATURED-137JOKE LAST_UPDATE=26.Sep.2023 22.22 VALID_UNTIL=29.Sep.2023 22.22] --><h2 class="listTitle">Najlepšie príspevky</h2><div class="item">
    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1608/mimozemstania-existuju.html" title="Mimozemštania existujú!" >Mimozemštania existujú!</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1608/mimozemstania-existuju.html" title="Mimozemštania existujú!" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Mimozemštania existujú!" /></a></div>    <p>Mimozemštania existujú! Len dovtedy nezaútočia, kým Chuck Norris nezomrie.</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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            <span id="container-joke1608"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(1608,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1608,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1608,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1608-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(1608,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1608,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1608,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1608-2"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(1608,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1608,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1608,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1608-3"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(1608,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1608,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1608,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1608-4"/></span>        </div>
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    <div class="fb" id="fbbtnjoke1608"><span class="inactiveFb" onmouseover="document.getElementById('fbbtnjoke1608').innerHTML=fbbtnjoke1608;"></span><script type="text/javascript">var fbbtnjoke1608='<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/widgets/like.php?locale=sk_SK&send=false&amp;href=https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1608/mimozemstania-existuju.html" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;border:none; width:450px; height:25px;margin-top:0px"></iframe>';</script></div>
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    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1673/chuck-norris-neuziva-steroidy.html" title="Chuck Norris neužívá steroidy" >Chuck Norris neužívá steroidy</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1673/chuck-norris-neuziva-steroidy.html" title="Chuck Norris neužívá steroidy" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Chuck Norris neužívá steroidy" /></a></div>    <p>Chuck Norris neužívá steroidy. Steroidy užívají Chucka Norrisa.</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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            <span id="container-joke1673"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(1673,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1673,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1673,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1673-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(1673,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1673,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1673,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1673-2"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(1673,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1673,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1673,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1673-3"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(1673,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1673,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1673,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1673-4"/></span>        </div>
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    <div class="fb" id="fbbtnjoke1673"><span class="inactiveFb" onmouseover="document.getElementById('fbbtnjoke1673').innerHTML=fbbtnjoke1673;"></span><script type="text/javascript">var fbbtnjoke1673='<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/widgets/like.php?locale=sk_SK&send=false&amp;href=https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1673/chuck-norris-neuziva-steroidy.html" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;border:none; width:450px; height:25px;margin-top:0px"></iframe>';</script></div>
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    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/7911/mor-ho.html" title="Mor ho!" >Mor ho!</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/7911/mor-ho.html" title="Mor ho!" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Mor ho!" /></a></div>    <p>Chuck Norris vie recitovať báseň Mor ho! V brailovom písme po Fínsky.</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
        <div class="irating" id="rating-joke-7911">
            <span id="container-joke7911"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(7911,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(7911,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(7911,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke7911-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(7911,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(7911,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(7911,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke7911-2"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(7911,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(7911,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(7911,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke7911-3"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(7911,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(7911,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(7911,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke7911-4"/></span>        </div>
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    <div class="fb" id="fbbtnjoke7911"><span class="inactiveFb" onmouseover="document.getElementById('fbbtnjoke7911').innerHTML=fbbtnjoke7911;"></span><script type="text/javascript">var fbbtnjoke7911='<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/widgets/like.php?locale=sk_SK&send=false&amp;href=https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/7911/mor-ho.html" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;border:none; width:450px; height:25px;margin-top:0px"></iframe>';</script></div>
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    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/3894/chyba.html" title="Chýba" >Chýba</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/3894/chyba.html" title="Chýba" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Chýba" /></a></div>    <p>Chuck Norris urobil vo svojom živote iba raz jednu jedinú chybu a to vtedy, keď si myslel, že sa pomýlil.</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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            <span id="container-joke3894"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(3894,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(3894,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(3894,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke3894-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(3894,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(3894,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(3894,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke3894-2"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(3894,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(3894,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(3894,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke3894-3"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(3894,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(3894,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(3894,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke3894-4"/></span>        </div>
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			<tr><td><div class="featured"><b><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/12105/dotknut-sa-svojho-vnutra.html" title="Dotknúť sa svojho vnútra" >Dotknúť sa svojho vnútra</a></b><div class="text">Vždy som si myslel, že sa mi podarí dotknúť sa svojho vnútra vďaka meditácii, ale nie kvôl...<br /></div><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/12105/dotknut-sa-svojho-vnutra.html" title="Dotknúť sa svojho vnútra" >Viac »</a></div></td><td><div class="featured"><b><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/6221/sikovny-treti.html" title="Šikovný tretí" >Šikovný tretí</a></b><div class="text">Ide Rus.Slovák,Maďara chcu skákaťz paneláku<br />-prvý ide Rus a spieva podme spolu lieta...<br /></div><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/6221/sikovny-treti.html" title="Šikovný tretí" >Viac »</a></div></td><td><div class="featured"><b><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/6184/dieta-21--storocia.html" title="Dieťa 21. storočia" >Dieťa 21. storočia</a></b><div class="text">*** AKO ZISTIŤ ČI SI DIEŤA 21. STOROČIA ***<br /><br />1. Omylom vyťukáš svoj PIN-kód na...<br /></div><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/6184/dieta-21--storocia.html" title="Dieťa 21. storočia" >Viac »</a></div></td></tr><tr><td></td><td></td><td></td></tr></table><a class="black-button featured-category" href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/226/haluze/">Haluze <img src="simg_new/ikonka-zobacik.png" alt=""/></a><div class="item"></div><div class="item">
    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1551/chuck-norris-zomrel.html" title="Chuck Norris zomrel" >Chuck Norris zomrel</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1551/chuck-norris-zomrel.html" title="Chuck Norris zomrel" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Chuck Norris zomrel" /></a></div>    <p>Chuck Norris zomrel pred 10 rokmi ale Smrtka nemala odvahu mu to povedať.</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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            <span id="container-joke1551"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(1551,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1551,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1551,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1551-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(1551,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1551,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1551,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1551-2"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(1551,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1551,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1551,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1551-3"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(1551,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1551,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1551,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1551-4"/></span>        </div>
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    <div class="fb" id="fbbtnjoke1551"><span class="inactiveFb" onmouseover="document.getElementById('fbbtnjoke1551').innerHTML=fbbtnjoke1551;"></span><script type="text/javascript">var fbbtnjoke1551='<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/widgets/like.php?locale=sk_SK&send=false&amp;href=https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1551/chuck-norris-zomrel.html" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;border:none; width:450px; height:25px;margin-top:0px"></iframe>';</script></div>
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    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1594/arnold-v-druhom-terminatorovi-hovori.html" title="Arnold v druhom Terminátorovi hovorí" >Arnold v druhom Terminátorovi hovorí</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1594/arnold-v-druhom-terminatorovi-hovori.html" title="Arnold v druhom Terminátorovi hovorí" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Arnold v druhom Terminátorovi hovorí" /></a></div>    <p>Keď Arnold v druhom Terminátorovi hovorí &rdquo;Ja sa vrátim&rdquo; myslí tým,že ide požiadať o pomoc Chucka Norrisa.</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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            <span id="container-joke1594"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(1594,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1594,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1594,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1594-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(1594,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1594,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1594,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1594-2"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(1594,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1594,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1594,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1594-3"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(1594,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1594,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1594,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1594-4"/></span>        </div>
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    <div class="fb" id="fbbtnjoke1594"><span class="inactiveFb" onmouseover="document.getElementById('fbbtnjoke1594').innerHTML=fbbtnjoke1594;"></span><script type="text/javascript">var fbbtnjoke1594='<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/widgets/like.php?locale=sk_SK&send=false&amp;href=https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1594/arnold-v-druhom-terminatorovi-hovori.html" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;border:none; width:450px; height:25px;margin-top:0px"></iframe>';</script></div>
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    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/7497/drsnost.html" title="Drsnosť " >Drsnosť </a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/7497/drsnost.html" title="Drsnosť " ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Drsnosť " /></a></div>    <p>Chuck Norris naučil šmirgel ako byť drsný.</p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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            <span id="container-joke7497"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(7497,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(7497,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(7497,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke7497-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(7497,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(7497,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(7497,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke7497-2"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(7497,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(7497,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(7497,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke7497-3"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(7497,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(7497,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(7497,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke7497-4"/></span>        </div>
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    <div class="fb" id="fbbtnjoke7497"><span class="inactiveFb" onmouseover="document.getElementById('fbbtnjoke7497').innerHTML=fbbtnjoke7497;"></span><script type="text/javascript">var fbbtnjoke7497='<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/widgets/like.php?locale=sk_SK&send=false&amp;href=https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/7497/drsnost.html" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="display:inline-block;border:none; width:450px; height:25px;margin-top:0px"></iframe>';</script></div>
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    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1559/slzy-chucka-norrisa-liecia-rakovinu.html" title="Slzy Chucka Norrisa liečia rakovinu" >Slzy Chucka Norrisa liečia rakovinu</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1559/slzy-chucka-norrisa-liecia-rakovinu.html" title="Slzy Chucka Norrisa liečia rakovinu" ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Slzy Chucka Norrisa liečia rakovinu" /></a></div>    <p>Slzy Chucka Norrisa liečia rakovinu. Škoda, že nikdy neplakal. </p>
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        <span class="category"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/" title="Vtipy">Vtipy</a> &#187; <a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/k/137/chuck-norris/" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a></span>
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            <span id="container-joke1559"><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 1/4" onclick="saveScore(1559,'joke',1,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1559,'joke',1)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1559,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1559-1"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 2/4" onclick="saveScore(1559,'joke',2,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1559,'joke',2)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1559,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1559-2"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 3/4" onclick="saveScore(1559,'joke',3,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1559,'joke',3)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1559,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1559-3"/><img src="site_img/star-purple.png" alt="hodnotenie 4/4" onclick="saveScore(1559,'joke',4,'false')" onmousemove="highlight(1559,'joke',4)" onmouseout="timeoutHandle=setTimeout('highlight(1559,\'joke\',4)',150)" id="joke1559-4"/></span>        </div>
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    <h3><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1713/chuck-norris-dokaze-2.html" title="Chuck Norris dokáže 2." >Chuck Norris dokáže 2.</a></h3>
    <div class="iimage"><a href="https://vtipy.vychytane.sk/p/1713/chuck-norris-dokaze-2.html" title="Chuck Norris dokáže 2." ><img src="/filesystem/joke_ikona.png" alt="Chuck Norris dokáže 2." /></a></div>    <p>Chuck Norris dokáže boxerskou rukavicou rozťať mravcovi peru</p>
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